I don't like St. Patty's Day. Oh, you want an ethnocentric celebratory holiday too? Nice try, white people. I can enjoy whisky & stout just fine without disgusting food coloring in it, and my idea of a good time isn't listening to heavily-bearded bores chat up their future date-rape victims about their 1/16th Irish heritage in a crowded bar. If you need me tonight I'll be at home, getting drunk over the unfortunate results of the Israeli election, wishing it were Cinco de Mayo.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
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Tony Noble
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