I don't like St.

I don't like St. Patty's Day. Oh, you want an ethnocentric celebratory holiday too? Nice try, white people. I can enjoy whisky & stout just fine without disgusting food coloring in it, and my idea of a good time isn't listening to heavily-bearded bores chat up their future date-rape victims about their 1/16th Irish heritage in a crowded bar. If you need me tonight I'll be at home, getting drunk over the unfortunate results of the Israeli election, wishing it were Cinco de Mayo.