This bar plays a lot of Michael Jackson, and a lot of Nirvana right after playing Michael Jackson.

This bar plays a lot of Michael Jackson, and a lot of Nirvana right after playing Michael Jackson. It's weird, but cool.

My favorite band Bad Religion released a Christmas album last year.

My favorite band Bad Religion released a Christmas album last year. They're punk covers, but they're sung unironically, they're not shitty. This review nails why BR released such an album, as well as how I feel, as an ardent atheist whose favorite holiday is Christmas and who loves this time of year. No matter which celebration of peace on Earth and goodwill towards men & women you practice, take care of each other, and don't be such a fucking cynic all the time. Merry Christmas. 💞🌍🎅🎄

My fireplace + boxed wine + Batman Returns = a pretty kick-ass way to spend one of my favorite nights of the year.

My fireplace + boxed wine + Batman Returns = a pretty kick-ass way to spend one of my favorite nights of the year. Happy Christmas Eve Eve, everyone! #bestBatmanmovieever #bestChristmasmovieever #bestTimBurtonmovieever

Made a new lifelong friend today, and she is a fucking doll.

Made a new lifelong friend today, and she is a fucking doll.

The only thing that makes me more happy than that perfect little face is seeing how happy it makes my best friends, her parents!

Welcome to the world Charlie Carr, I'm pretty jazzed to watch you grow up and for all the adventures you're gonna have along the way…