Thursday, August 28, 2014

Remember when Alex Mendenhall turned the big 3-0 in Vegas?

Remember when Alex Mendenhall turned the big 3-0 in Vegas? Me neither, that whole weekend's a blur! But here's pictures proving it happened & that Geoff Hayes, kathy tengono & I were there. I'm so effing stoked to visit my best friend in L.A. w/ my other best friend next month I can't even stand it. #tbt (Or #fbf depending on which coast you're on.)


Sunday, August 24, 2014

There has to be an easier way for John Mayer to make a list of the women he's going to have sex with in the next...

There has to be an easier way for John Mayer to make a list of the women he's going to have sex with in the next year than having the VMAs.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Hey smokers!

Hey smokers! You know you're not supposed to be eating those cigarettes, right? Your breath smells like a shower fart.

Monday, August 18, 2014

My attic's pretty fucking creepy, as you can see, mostly because I DON'T OWN A FUCKING SCARECROW.


My attic's pretty fucking creepy, as you can see, mostly because I DON'T OWN A FUCKING SCARECROW.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

My heart & thoughts are with the protesters & media in #Ferguson Missouri—hang in there, #solidarity and all that.


My heart & thoughts are with the protesters & media in #Ferguson Missouri—hang in there, #solidarity and all that. And hey Palestinians, thanks for the helpful tear gas advice! http://ow.ly/Akofg

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

My #wcw always & forever April O'Neil dishing out some great #datingadvice


My #wcw always & forever April O'Neil dishing out some great #datingadvice