Remember when Alex Mendenhall turned the big 3-0 in Vegas?

Remember when Alex Mendenhall turned the big 3-0 in Vegas? Me neither, that whole weekend's a blur! But here's pictures proving it happened & that Geoff Hayes, kathy tengono & I were there. I'm so effing stoked to visit my best friend in L.A. w/ my other best friend next month I can't even stand it. #tbt (Or #fbf depending on which coast you're on.)

There has to be an easier way for John Mayer to make a list of the women he's going to have sex with in the next...

There has to be an easier way for John Mayer to make a list of the women he's going to have sex with in the next year than having the VMAs.

Hey smokers!

Hey smokers! You know you're not supposed to be eating those cigarettes, right? Your breath smells like a shower fart.

My attic's pretty fucking creepy, as you can see, mostly because I DON'T OWN A FUCKING SCARECROW.

My attic's pretty fucking creepy, as you can see, mostly because I DON'T OWN A FUCKING SCARECROW.

My heart & thoughts are with the protesters & media in #Ferguson Missouri—hang in there, #solidarity and all that.

My heart & thoughts are with the protesters & media in #Ferguson Missouri—hang in there, #solidarity and all that. And hey Palestinians, thanks for the helpful tear gas advice! http://ow.ly/Akofg

My #wcw always & forever April O'Neil dishing out some great #datingadvice

My #wcw always & forever April O'Neil dishing out some great #datingadvice