My coworker Albert Cooper thinks I'm getting grey hairs.

My coworker Albert Cooper thinks I'm getting grey hairs. I think Albert's being an idiot and working with him is giving me grey hair.

Photocred: 86ahayes #PureSex #JoneAndTonesWetHotAmericanSummer

Photocred: 86ahayes #PureSex #JoneAndTonesWetHotAmericanSummer

Today, my bestie Geoff Hayes turned 30.

Today, my bestie Geoff Hayes turned 30. Here's a really old weird picture of us rolling into some party like a home invasion. Even though I tell him all the time, I still don't think he really appreciates how much it means to me that someone who makes me feel like less of a fucking alien in this world was born 30 years ago today. Happy birthday dickhead. 😍😘👬💒🎂🎁🍕🍱🍺🍻🔩🚀😷👴

Sometimes, I party with dogs. #ilovedogs

Sometimes, I party with dogs. #ilovedogs

I only have two moods: indignant and nostalgic.

Apparently not "Too Tough to Die"…there are many bands from the era I like better (like Television w/ Richard Hell &...

Apparently not "Too Tough to Die"…there are many bands from the era I like better (like Television w/ Richard Hell & The Danzig-fronted Misfits), but not many were as influential, so thanks for doing your part to change my life, Tommy Ramone. I have a feeling I'll be listening to "Rocket to Russia" on a loop for the next month & that I'm gonna make "Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" my ringtone.

Last surviving original member Tommy Ramone, 1952-2014

"I went down by a different staircase, and I saw another 'Fuck you' on the wall.

"I went down by a different staircase, and I saw another 'Fuck you' on the wall. I tried to rub it off with my hand again, but this one was scratched on, with a knife or something. It wouldn't come off. It's hopeless, anyway. If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the 'Fuck you' signs in the world. It's impossible." — J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

The same thing also applies nowadays to pot leaves. — Me, Tony Noble

It drips. #hungover

It drips. #hungover

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