I fucking love our president, and I fucking love Costco.

I fucking love our president, and I fucking love Costco. And as if our founder and ex-CEO speaking before him at the 2012 Democratic Convention didn't let on, our president loves Costco. After name-dropping the company in last night's SotU, today he gave a speech AT one, holding us up as THE example of labor fairness, income equality, living wages, safety, serving communities, building local businesses, treating vendors and suppliers responsibly and fairly, and progressivism throughout our supply chain. So when your brainwashed friends tell you to buy from Apple and Whole Foods, straighten them out and tell them to buy from the REAL Constructive Capitalist companies, like Microsoft and Costco!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kn2R5mUl7E

#bestsoundtrackever #bestfuckingsoundtrackever #bestgoddamnsoundtrackever

#bestsoundtrackever #bestfuckingsoundtrackever #bestgoddamnsoundtrackever

As if there were any doubt, I won't be seeing Lone Survivor.

As if there were any doubt, I won't be seeing Lone Survivor. Because Peter Berg is a pedestrian filmmaker, and because Marcus Luttrell continues to be a vile ignorant prick.
http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2014/01/lone-survivor-marcus-luttrell-really-hates-liberal-media-jake-tapper

Keep it down guys, I'm about to be able to hear ants have sex from a block away.

Keep it down guys, I'm about to be able to hear ants have sex from a block away.

Looks like the decision's been made for me—I'm getting a PS4.

Looks like the decision's been made for me—I'm getting a PS4.
http://gizmodo.com/ps4-owners-watch-three-times-more-porn-than-xbox-one-ow-1493314762/@Fahey

First New Year's Day I haven't spent throwing up on myself in the shower literally since I can remember. #grownup