Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!

Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!

Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the ‪#‎WorldSeries‬ & the 1st ‪#‎SpringTraining‬ game.

Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the ‪#‎WorldSeries‬ & the 1st ‪#‎SpringTraining‬ game. 43 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 90 days 'til #OpeningDay …

That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird

That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird

OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns

Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns
#bestTimBurtonfilmever #bestChristmasfilmever #bestBatmanfilmever

Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!

Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!

To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog.

To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog. (My brother Steve won't let me show the recipe for Noble Nog.)

The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara

The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara

Fuck the space shuttle, I want the Magic School Bus back in service.

Batkid was 2013's Kony.

Batkid was 2013's Kony.
http://gawker.com/how-many-people-died-because-of-batkid-1487224685?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=fridayPM

You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…

You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…

Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.

Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.

Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now!

Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now! 65 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 112 days 'til Opening Day…

It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman...

It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman movie of all time on a continuous loop.

No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.

No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.

I have the most honest coworkers.

I have the most honest coworkers.