Monday, December 30, 2013

Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!

Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!

Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the ‪#‎WorldSeries‬ & the 1st ‪#‎SpringTraining‬ game.


Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the ‪#‎WorldSeries‬ & the 1st ‪#‎SpringTraining‬ game. 43 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 90 days 'til #OpeningDay …

Sunday, December 29, 2013

That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird

That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird

Thursday, December 26, 2013

OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!


OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns


Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns
#bestTimBurtonfilmever #bestChristmasfilmever #bestBatmanfilmever

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!


Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!

To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog.


To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog. (My brother Steve won't let me show the recipe for Noble Nog.)

Monday, December 23, 2013

The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara


The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Fuck the space shuttle, I want the Magic School Bus back in service.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…


You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.


Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.

Sunday, December 08, 2013

Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now!


Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now! 65 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 112 days 'til Opening Day…

Saturday, December 07, 2013

It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman...


It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman movie of all time on a continuous loop.

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.


No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.

Sunday, December 01, 2013

I have the most honest coworkers.


I have the most honest coworkers.