Well Friendsgiving was a rousing success, which almost by definition means Thanksgiving is ruined.

Well Friendsgiving was a rousing success, which almost by definition means Thanksgiving is ruined. If anyone needs me I'll be home nursing this hangover & being thankful for having the most awesome group of pals a fella could go through life with.

FURTHERMORE, passion of the christ sucked ass lol

FURTHERMORE, passion of the christ sucked ass lol
—Every film essay I've written

Be jealous.

Be jealous. Because my coffee date this morning is one of my dearest friends, who's also an amazing human being, who's also a talented go-getter superstar, who's also a total fox. This was long overdue & much needed.

Bourjos to St. Louis for Freese lolwut This is how the Cards stay so good while the Angels stay so bad.

Bourjos to St. Louis for Freese lolwut This is how the Cards stay so good while the Angels stay so bad.
http://www.mlb.com/news/article/mlb/angels-acquire-third-baseman-david-freese-from-cardinals-in-exchange-for-peter-bourjos?ymd=20131122&content_id=64139700&vkey=news_mlb

Oh cool, Chuck Palahniuk has a new book out for me to never read but hear all about from boring idiots, constantly.

Who would market diarrhea in a bottle? Guy Fieri would.

Who would market diarrhea in a bottle? Guy Fieri would.

What if Stephen Hawking is dead but we don’t know it because his computer became self aware?

Calm down. Costco was not "insane" today. Sudan is insane. Costco was busy.

I like Joe Scarborough's haircut. I never thought I'd day that.