Thom Yorke and Flea's band should've been called "Asshole Supercollider."

Hey SLC friends, Doug Carr keeps telling me about some place he's seen on Facebook where you can trade pairs of...

Hey SLC friends, Doug Carr keeps telling me about some place he's seen on Facebook where you can trade pairs of socks for bamboo ones, but now we can't find it because we're bad at the Internet. Any help? Because until we find it we're just 2 assholes driving around with boxes of socks in our cars.

There is nothing more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat.

Oh, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos is no longer available to stream on Netflix…I might as well just fucking die.

Oh, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos is no longer available to stream on Netflix…I might as well just fucking die. Thanks for the laughs, America.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have today.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have today.

Getting my yearly dose of weird out of the way in one day (by weird I mean fucking awesome) with Doug Carr & Geoff...

Getting my yearly dose of weird out of the way in one day (by weird I mean fucking awesome) with Doug Carr & Geoff Hayes.