Anyone else wanna come humiliate and debauch themselves in Wendover with me and the dudes tonight?

Anyone else wanna come humiliate and debauch themselves in Wendover with me and the dudes tonight? You know how to get in touch with me (see my previous phone number post ↓). It will be fun. And knowing me, expensive.

Only 11 days until pitchers and catchers report! Exactly two months until Opening Day!