Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!
Monday, December 30, 2013
Zoo lights dump…because you can’t spell “booze” without “zoo”!
Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the #WorldSeries & the 1st #SpringTraining game.
Yesterday marked the midpoint between the last out of the #WorldSeries & the 1st #SpringTraining game. 43 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 90 days 'til #OpeningDay …
Sunday, December 29, 2013
That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird
That's just a TV sticking out of the snow. #keepSaltLakeweird
Thursday, December 26, 2013
OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD ALEX JUST GOT BACK IN TOWN I'M SO HAPPY I'VE MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns
Merry Christmas…good will toward men…and women. #25daysofBatmanReturns
#bestTimBurtonfilmever #bestChristmasfilmever #bestBatmanfilmever
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!
Woah. Now the party's here. Merry Christmas from the Nobles!
To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog.
To me, nothing says Christmas like a 3-liter jug of Lambrusco in my parents' fridge & Noble Nog. (My brother Steve won't let me show the recipe for Noble Nog.)
Monday, December 23, 2013
The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara
The best advertisements are usually the most racist advertisements. #farararara
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…
You guys in a moment of weakness I shaved my 'stache off & I'm not sure how I feel about it…
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.
Everything you should know about my childhood/adolescence.
Sunday, December 08, 2013
Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now!
Looks like it's time to test my handicraft skills, 'cause I need like a bunch of these, right now! 65 days 'til pitchers & catchers report, 112 days 'til Opening Day…
Saturday, December 07, 2013
It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman...
It's December, which means all I'll be watching for the next 4 weeks is the best Christmas movie AND best Batman movie of all time on a continuous loop.
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.
No I didn't mug Flavor Flav today, I just have an American Express & an impulse control problem.
Sunday, December 01, 2013
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Well Friendsgiving was a rousing success, which almost by definition means Thanksgiving is ruined.
Well Friendsgiving was a rousing success, which almost by definition means Thanksgiving is ruined. If anyone needs me I'll be home nursing this hangover & being thankful for having the most awesome group of pals a fella could go through life with.
Monday, November 25, 2013
FURTHERMORE, passion of the christ sucked ass lol
FURTHERMORE, passion of the christ sucked ass lol
—Every film essay I've written
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Be jealous.
Be jealous. Because my coffee date this morning is one of my dearest friends, who's also an amazing human being, who's also a talented go-getter superstar, who's also a total fox. This was long overdue & much needed.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Bourjos to St. Louis for Freese lolwut This is how the Cards stay so good while the Angels stay so bad.
Bourjos to St. Louis for Freese lolwut This is how the Cards stay so good while the Angels stay so bad.
http://www.mlb.com/news/article/mlb/angels-acquire-third-baseman-david-freese-from-cardinals-in-exchange-for-peter-bourjos?ymd=20131122&content_id=64139700&vkey=news_mlb
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Oh cool, Chuck Palahniuk has a new book out for me to never read but hear all about from boring idiots, constantly.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Who would market diarrhea in a bottle? Guy Fieri would.
Who would market diarrhea in a bottle? Guy Fieri would.
Monday, November 18, 2013
What if Stephen Hawking is dead but we don’t know it because his computer became self aware?
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
The expectations for this album were incredibly high, and it delivers, but often in ways you may not expect.
The expectations for this album were incredibly high, and it delivers, but often in ways you may not expect. It's sentimental, but very few times in an obvious way. Even at its worst it's a stark reminder of just how well-written Sly's melodies and lyrics were, and how ominous. It paints a portrait of a man—not a perfect or exalted one but not a damaged or tragic one either—just an imperfect, decent, sensitive, loving, intelligent man, in his own words, then presented through the prism of the people who loved him.
https://play.google.com/music/playpreview?preview=AE9vGKpMhNJKdbf8vNbEqiR5FDaBDkp-GNruJmVcXDuxz-WJOiwZLtcv4lKGzixOpKuFBt3hnBkPAZ4ibDe8LloDzvKd-3anUH-dGuc3DevfmfSSd1HJzissZk6w9ima-qGpRXdvRbNOYNoxGDZoKnYlAYkQpeJfXu4VE9UPBqC87lXAwkx4k5M%3D
Sunday, October 20, 2013
What were the odds that Red Sox Nation would be by far the less insufferable fan base during the World Series?
What were the odds that Red Sox Nation would be by far the less insufferable fan base during the World Series?
http://deadspin.com/why-your-cardinals-suck-1443513646?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=fridayAM
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
If you have enough free time to write a blog then your parenting advice is worthless to me.
Sunday, October 06, 2013
"What the tea party & Boehner didn't reckon is that Obama & the Democrats are done being intimidated by the use of...
"What the tea party & Boehner didn't reckon is that Obama & the Democrats are done being intimidated by the use of extra-constitutional means to extort concessions that the right can't win through normal legislative & electoral methods…Obama doesn’t just want to get past this crisis. He wants to win. And win he must, because victory is essential to re-establishing constitutional governance, a phrase that the tea party ought to understand."
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/the_tea_partys_last_stand_20131006/
Saturday, October 05, 2013
I live for baseball, but MLB's anti-trust exemption is a joke.
I live for baseball, but MLB's anti-trust exemption is a joke. An even bigger joke, however, is the NFL's tax-exempt status.
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/the_nfl_symbolizes_economic_unfairness_in_america_20131003/
Thursday, October 03, 2013
Seriously what in the holy jesus is wrong with Travis Wilson's face. Pic fucking related.
Seriously what in the holy jesus is wrong with Travis Wilson's face. Pic fucking related.
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Hey SLC friends, Doug Carr keeps telling me about some place he's seen on Facebook where you can trade pairs of...
Hey SLC friends, Doug Carr keeps telling me about some place he's seen on Facebook where you can trade pairs of socks for bamboo ones, but now we can't find it because we're bad at the Internet. Any help? Because until we find it we're just 2 assholes driving around with boxes of socks in our cars.
Saturday, September 21, 2013
There is nothing more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Oh, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos is no longer available to stream on Netflix…I might as well just fucking die.
Oh, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos is no longer available to stream on Netflix…I might as well just fucking die. Thanks for the laughs, America.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
This made me laugh way harder than it should have today.
This made me laugh way harder than it should have today.
Thursday, September 05, 2013
Getting my yearly dose of weird out of the way in one day (by weird I mean fucking awesome) with Doug Carr & Geoff...
Getting my yearly dose of weird out of the way in one day (by weird I mean fucking awesome) with Doug Carr & Geoff Hayes.
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
…Remind you of anybody? I mean, his beard's better than mine, but other than that it's pretty uncanny.
…Remind you of anybody? I mean, his beard's better than mine, but other than that it's pretty uncanny.
http://gawker.com/man-with-ocd-blows-internet-away-with-hauntingly-stirri-1111560858?utm_source=Front&utm_medium=Recirculation&utm_campaign=afternoon
Monday, August 12, 2013
I may have gone a little overboard with Doug Carr at the Asian market…
I may have gone a little overboard with Doug Carr at the Asian market…
Thursday, August 01, 2013
The Janeane Garofalo episode of StarTalk Radio made me lose all respect for Neil deGrasse Tyson.
The Janeane Garofalo episode of StarTalk Radio made me lose all respect for Neil deGrasse Tyson. Kind of a bummer, I was really looking forward to the new Cosmos.
Monday, July 29, 2013
I'm bad at selfies. Probably 'cause I'm almost 30. Is that lame?
I'm bad at selfies. Probably 'cause I'm almost 30. Is that lame?
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
Remember this, as the day the music died, and NOFX's "The Separation of Church and Skate" came true…
Remember this, as the day the music died, and NOFX's "The Separation of Church and Skate" came true…
http://www.punknews.org/article/52019/warped-tour-offering-free-admission-for-parents
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Isaiah: "Did you know I have 3 dads?
Isaiah: "Did you know I have 3 dads? My stepdad Jon, my real dad Steve, and you." There you go, straight from the kid's mouth, feel free to wish me a happy father's day. Gifts appreciated.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Someone's been learning cursive. It makes all the no-reason presents even fancier.
Someone's been learning cursive. It makes all the no-reason presents even fancier.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Ten years ago I made one of the best friends I ever had, and ever will, make.
Ten years ago I made one of the best friends I ever had, and ever will, make. Ten years and countless adventures, arguments and crys on each other's shoulders later, and I can say I thoroughly enjoyed my 20s, and most of that is because of Alex Mendenhall. I still have like a half-dozen more best friends here and he's not dying or anything, but he'll live across the country, I'll only see him twice a year and I won't be able to be at his house in 15 minutes every day anymore, and there's a big unfillable Alex-shaped hole in my heart because of that. Goodbye, brother. I'll miss you.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Pretty uncanny, considering I wasn't even trying.
Pretty uncanny, considering I wasn't even trying.