Just saw the first unsexy teenager I've seen in a long time.

…AAAANNNDDDD BOB MELVIN WINS AL MANGER OF THE YEAR!

…AAAANNNDDDD BOB MELVIN WINS AL MANGER OF THE YEAR!!!! I love the Oakland Athletics so much. My future kids are fucked, I'll never love them this much.

“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit." — Nelson Henderson (Cc: conservative dickbags)

Well, today I realized I had Halle Berry's exact haircut, so I shaved my body.

“Drawing upon the absence of God causes believers to seek a painful God." — Norifumi Suzuki

“THAT'S why we do this.

“THAT'S why we do this. That's what politics can be." — Barack Obama, the greatest orator I will ever see/hear in my lifetime. #MicDrop

I CANNOT WAIT until President Barack Obama answers Mitt Romney's concession call tonight.

If Mia Love wins I'm moving to L.A. with Alex Mendenhall in May and never ever coming back.