Seeing Henry Rollins' spoken word tour. I bet I'm the only one in here that hasn't seen The Big Lebowski.

The DNC should've countered Eastwood's speech with Jim Carrey talking out of his butt as Ace Ventura.

The DNC should've countered Eastwood's speech with Jim Carrey talking out of his butt as Ace Ventura. "Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions—are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?!"

I have a bro tank tan line. Like bro tanks themselves, I'm not 100% sure how I feel about it.

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1. I'm not sure Mitt Romney will show up for the debate. 2. I'm pretty sure Mitt Romney is going to vote for President Obama at this point.

I HATE the phrases “tats" and “tatted." I'm trying to get the phrases “ 'toos" and “ 'tooed" to catch on!