Wednesday, August 29, 2012

I love my president.

I love my president.
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/vip/~3/_t3H3JQ3KSU/ask-obama-anything-on-reddit-right-now

Saturday, August 25, 2012

A mustache is NOT a fad—it’s a lifestyle. Like homosexuality, it’s not a choice—I was BORN to sport this.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Even the houses in Park City have mustaches.


Even the houses in Park City have mustaches.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

When did Ayn Rand become popular again? Was it before or after Samantha Fox posed in Playboy?

Monday, August 20, 2012

Everybody complains about student loans being outrageous.

Everybody complains about student loans being outrageous. I'm still trying to pay off my Nintendo tip line 900-number debt.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

I realized all of my friendships are based on coffee, alcohol, or baseball. As it should be.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

When my friends start telling me I look like Master Splinter from the Ninja Turtles, that's when I know it's time to...

When my friends start telling me I look like Master Splinter from the Ninja Turtles, that's when I know it's time to shave my fucking face.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Some of the swimsuits these male divers are wearing are smaller than the black bars NBC would put over their junk if...

Some of the swimsuits these male divers are wearing are smaller than the black bars NBC would put over their junk if they were just naked.

So Mitt Romney, when the big boys said no, did you start Bain Capital with Central American death squad money?

So Mitt Romney, when the big boys said no, did you start Bain Capital with Central American death squad money?
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/19/nation/la-na-bain-creation-20120719

Thursday, August 09, 2012

If you live in the East Bay Area, there's an outdoor showing of Moneyball in Jack London Square tonight!

If you live in the East Bay Area, there's an outdoor showing of Moneyball in Jack London Square tonight! #KeepTheAthleticsInOakland

Romney health care plan seems to now boil down to "well I guess you should've been born in Massachusetts, loser!"

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

"I was never lonely.

"I was never lonely. Rather, I was solitary and wanted no company at all other than books and movies and my own imagination." — Gore Vidal, 1925–2012