Who gives a shit about Pearl Harbor and its 70th anniversary?

Who gives a shit about Pearl Harbor and its 70th anniversary? I don't get mad at the British for burning down the White House during the War of 1812. I love the Japanese people and all the rad things they've made and done over the centuries! No, today marks a much more meaningful anniversary — it marks 31 years since John Lennon was killed. Former New York mayor Ed Koch put it best: "John Lennon was more than a composer and performer. He held aloft a light in a world made dark by war and violence." Truth. Take a minute today to honor and remember the great musician and activist, John Lennon. And let Pearl Harbor go. :)