New Year's resolution idea: bring it down to 2 hangovers a week, from the usual 5.

Peppermint mocha...holy calories.

My breath smelled more like eggnog & booze this morning then the eggnog & booze I drank last night.

My nephew loves making me cards and I love receiving them.

My nephew loves making me cards and I love receiving them. This one was for Valentine's Day. The pop-up heart in the middle is my favorite part. :)

12/25/11

12/25/11

Mexican Christmas! Or would it be Navidad de Mexicano?

Mexican Christmas! Or would it be Navidad de Mexicano?

My nephew and best friend in the whole world made a special present and card just for me at Cub Scouts.

My nephew and best friend in the whole world made a special present and card just for me at Cub Scouts. The card was the best part. :) Feeling like a pretty fucking lucky guy right about now.

Sleepovers & gingerbread houses — I can't imagine a better way to spend a Saturday night!

Sleepovers & gingerbread houses — I can't imagine a better way to spend a Saturday night! (Don't be fooled by his bored expression, he's just as stoked as I am.)

Okay, new studies: obesity is less harmful to self-esteem in black women.

Okay, new studies: obesity is less harmful to self-esteem in black women. And working moms are happier and healthier than stay-at-home moms. Also, the sky is fucking blue, just in case you didn't know that either.
http://www.drugs.com/news/obesity-less-harmful-self-esteem-black-women-study-35347.html

Things I'm going to start keeping in my car so I'm never without them: a pair of swimming shorts, DVDs of "The Hurt...

Things I'm going to start keeping in my car so I'm never without them: a pair of swimming shorts, DVDs of "The Hurt Locker," "Idiocracy" and season 1 of "Eastbound & Down." You'd be astonished how many times I've wished I had 1 of these things in the past few months.

If only the vegetarian menu choices were as ample as the waitresses' chests. HEY-O!!

Who gives a shit about Pearl Harbor and its 70th anniversary?

Who gives a shit about Pearl Harbor and its 70th anniversary? I don't get mad at the British for burning down the White House during the War of 1812. I love the Japanese people and all the rad things they've made and done over the centuries! No, today marks a much more meaningful anniversary — it marks 31 years since John Lennon was killed. Former New York mayor Ed Koch put it best: "John Lennon was more than a composer and performer. He held aloft a light in a world made dark by war and violence." Truth. Take a minute today to honor and remember the great musician and activist, John Lennon. And let Pearl Harbor go. :)

Sunglasses and Advil...last night was mad real.